Thursday, October 2, 2008

Miko Version 3.1

Manufacturing Date: Sept 25, 1982
Release Date: March 26, 2009 (six months to go!)


====PRODUCT DESCRIPTION===
Ht. 5’7.5, Wt 110lbs,
Lean frame.
Comes in tan color during summer season
though normally fair to white.

===FEATURES====
ActiveLove.CB
Miko 3.1 has a unique love algorithm that ensures personal growth of the user. ActiveLove.CB is Commitment Based concept that doesn’t fluctuate as Feeling Based love algorithm of other units.

Honesty.Com is one of the core system feature and will be the foundation of all task. Miko 3.1 has a built-in AntiLiar Device that will immediately delete malicious lies once detected. One time reboot is possible but will auto uninstall if user is thoroughly lie infected.

Various Tools
Miko 3.1 has improved tools. Core Values Listing optimize prioritization during multitasking that ensures sufficient allocation of resources (mostly time and energy) to user. DreamWeaving incorporates preset dream/goals with user’s own that promotes lifetime support and compatibility. The MorphAdapter allows Miko 3.1 to automatically download patches and updates system registry for maximum compatibility.

===IMPORTANT===

==System Requirements==
OS: Honesty Premium
(Incompatible with Home Editions where other units make alibis or lies)
Hard Drives: Manila-Pampanga-Bataan
UA (User’s Age) 20-28. Older units are incompatible with regards to Miko 3.1 authority handling software and idle time preference (like playing computer games)


===Price===
Equal sharing of expenses (though usually generous),


===---===Installation (Date) Guide===---===
1. If AutoDetect Miko 3.1 did not contact you, message Miko and schedule a set-up (non sense going deeper in cyberspace only to find out both are personally uncomfortable/incompatible).

2. Install Disc 1: Dinner. Talk, screening. (Movies are distractive, so as games, etc. Overnights are extremely rare and greatly discourage. Prompting may cause severe system failure.)

3. If Disc 1 was successfully installed, install disc 2. If not, MikoLite Version will be installed instead. Full version may take time to adapt but with decreased chance of success.

4. Install Disc 2: Meet other Units, Perform Beta Test on Different Field (Miko3.1 will meet user’s friends and vice-versa to observe how each interact with others. Also establish network support. Risk of Data-Theft may occur (may mga friends kasi akong cute, baka don mapunta ung user, hehehe).

5. Install Disc 3: Discuss Terms of Agreement. Major incompatibilities may result to system failure. Minor incompatibilities may be fixed via patches and regular updates.

6. Installation complete. Full version of Miko3.1 will start running in peak performance.


===---===Known Incompatibility Issues===---===

Major:
Transgenders: No offense, just system preference.
Bisexuals: In the sense that these units are still hopeful to settle with a female adapter making installation of Miko 3.1 temporary.
Infected Programs: Units with STDs, Drug dependency, Psychotic disorders should reformat first.
Code Violators: Oath-breakers, Liars, Cheaters, Thieves.

Minor:
Smokers, late-comers, whiners, sissies
More as installation progress


For order or inquiries, contact Miko in
Friendster: Hyper_yaoi@yahoo.com
www.mikolegaspi.multiply.com

Older versions not available. For revision history, check blogs in multiply account.

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hehehe, walang mapost, so i put-up my profile. n_n

16 comments:

Kris Canimo said...

hahaha. sayang naman, kasama kasi sa system requirement ung age. 17 plang kasi ako e. tsk. pero may kilala ako, i-rerefer ko si Miko 3.1 sa kanya. hahaha

ayos to! gagawa din ako. kaso magmumukha naman akong copycat. haha

marvin said...

im impressed! (understatement yun!)
galing ng post ah! orig na orig.

† Yods† said...

astig! ahaha. naaliw ako.

The Mikologist said...

im glad you appreciate it guys, hahaha. very few people do. nosebleeding daw. n_n

@prose
hahaha, sayang nga! n_n cge cge refer mo ko. hahaha.

@marvin
salamat po. n_n

@yods
hehehe, thanks din.

lazy john said...

hahaha really original. naaliw naman ako dun... hehehe

The Mikologist said...

@lazy
salamat po. n_n i'm glad you find it amusing.

JanZeE_tripper said...

ok lang...

musta ka na... may bago me post.. pasyal ka..

link kita ha..

Kris Canimo said...

sana 20 na ako :p hahaha

The Mikologist said...

@janzee
yup, check ko.

@prose
hahaha, n_n kung muka at isip 20 ka naman, pwede na un, hahaha. minus the smoking. =P

Dabo said...

uhmm... ang nerdy... huhuhu... sowee
nakaka-overwhelmed..
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thanks for the comments..specially the quoted phrase you put down there

The Mikologist said...

@dabo
hahaha,
well, experiment ko yan with another writing style. n_n

no prob sa quotes.
n_n

marvin said...

wala pa bang bagong post? ahahahaha...mag-demand?

anywho, link kita sa blog ko ha? sorry, wala kang magagawa dun!

Kris Canimo said...

ay sori KUYA miko. mukha akong 13 years old e. nyahaha

The Mikologist said...

@marvin
hehehe, yan, meron na. i posted one kasi naghanap ka.

n_n

@prose
hehehe, well, lets see na lang. hahaha.

urbanguru said...

LOL. am amused. =P

a geeky way of selling yourself, eh?

*applause*

Spanky Solomon said...

Hard Drive: Manila-Pampanga-Bataan...hahaha!!! When I read the first part, I immediately wondered what was your "Hard Drive". =)