Monday, April 30, 2007

PATAWAd

Nung nakaraang sabado, nag leader-leaderan ako sa Summer Swimming Party ng Tissue Clan kung saan isa ako sa founders (Bakit Tissue?  Hehehe, it deserves a blog of its own).  Madugo ang buhay sa Clan na yun, marahil ay dahil sa ibat-ibang personality ng mga founders, tulad nito:

"Miko - proud at naniniwalaang ang utot ay nakakapagpatibay ng bonding sa nakakaamoy at umuutot
Jecky - garapal umutot na kahit alam na ng lahat na sa kanya galing ang tunog, todo deny pa rin at ibibintang pa sa iba.
Juls - bumubula pag-umutot dahil kung ang iba ay napapaihi pag lumusong sa beach or pool, sya naman ay nagpapasabog.
Peter - mahiyain ang utot dahil ang hina ng tunog at bahagya syang ngingiti sau na dadaig kay Mona Lisa.
Brent - nasa loob ang utot."
-------------Miko, Observations on Personalities

Pero kahit na grabe ang pagkakaiba ng mga personalities namin, nakuha pa rin naming magsama-sama ng matiwasay (marahil sa regular bonding session na nilalabas ko).  Our friendship was tested more than a dozen over.  At ang pinakahuli at pinakamatindi ay ang away namin ng bestpren ko.  Hindi ko kasi kinaya ang sinabi sa kin ng dina-date ko after i came back from an overnight business trip.
"Hindi na kita kayang pakisamahan... mahal ko na ang bestpren mo... hihintayin ko sya dahil sabi nya, mahal nya ko"
------------W, Mga Pamatay na Pangbasted


Siempre, ang sakit nun, nakakapraning.  Pero wala namang masyadong nagbago sa min ng bestpren ko.  Nilagyan ko lang ng "a" ang bestpren kaya naging be
astprenblinock ko lang sya sa cellphone ko, at ineedit ang pictures na kunyari ay nakikipagsex sa baboy para ikalat sa internet (hehehe, joke ko lang ang huli, hindi ko naman tinuloy).

Pero after 3 months nga, back to normal na kami.  Breathe in Breathe out lang.  Parang walang nangyari.  Parang na-ututan lang, magagalit ka sa simula, then makakalimutan mo rin.  Tamang kulitan at asaran uli.

Isa yon sa natutunan ko sa mga bata.  Kahit lokohin, pagalitan, paluin... after ilang saglit lang, ok na.  Madali silang mag
patawad, then tatawa na pagkatapos.


Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The Power Of Tea

*************Parental Guidance for Sexual Content*************

Talagang nag-aalangan akong i-brodcast ang blog na to dahil parang mejo bastos. Alam nyo naman na karamihan ng blog ko ay wholesome at intellectually stimulating (see my Multi-tasking blog for a reference
). But due to an insistent demand sa isang tagasubaybay:

“it not rated naman eh. It’s a scientific breakthrough. It was discovered by dr. miko legaspi of the Institute of Herbal Medicine on Orgasmic Research…”
-------------Z, Message from Multiply Contact


Kaya sa ikakaginhawa ng lahat, eto na ang findings ko.

November 2006: Problem Inflamed
The subject (
miko) is regularly taking his daily dose of caffeinated substance (kape). Due to the inflammatory effects (mas matagal mawala ang mga pimples), termination of inducing the said substance is imperative. Switching to alternative substance will commence on the next experimentation.

December 2006: Solution and Discoveries
After elapsed time of 72 hours upon commencement of inducing the alternative substance (
tsaa) where caffeine is greatly reduced (4:10 ang ratio ng caffeine sa tsaa at kape), there are noticeable effects. As per observation, the trajectory of released spermatozoa (mga hopeful na baby mikos) is much higher with an estimated 8 to 10 inches flight/height increase (ung tilamsik, mas malayo ang nararating) as compared to previous experiences of the subject. This will prompt for further experimentation and comparative analysis.

January 2007: Quest for Truth
Research on related materials commenced. It was found out that the alternative substance (green tea) is rich in catechin polyphenols, particularly epigallocatechin gallate (EGCG). (
hindi ko alam kung ano ung mga yun, o kung ano ang relation nila sa tea at powerful orgasms. Hehehe, ang sarap lang isulat dito sa blog ko). After gathering enough background information, the environment for comparative analysis was set.
     1. Same time of day/night (
bago maligo at bago matulog)
     2. Same location (
sa banyo o sa bakanteng kwarto)
     3. Same porn materials (
magazine o dvd movie)
     4. Same inspirational special someone (hehehe)

The only controllable factors is substance intake where for the 1st 2 weeks coffee will be induced daily and green tea for the next half month.

February 2007: Knowledge Gained



The result is very convincing. After one month of experimentation, the test subject clearly shows development in shooting capacity. (
hahaha, hindi ibig sabihin na mahina akong bumuga dati, mas malakas lang ngaun. Hahaha). For further investatigation, this study will be distributed to other affiliated experimenters (kaya try nyo na, hehehe, para masigurado nga natin kung effective).

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Yan guys, sana me napala kayo.
Now, you have the Knowledge,
Use the Power!!!
Just don’t forget,
“With Power, comes Responsibility”