The Power Of Tea

*************Parental Guidance for Sexual Content*************

Talagang nag-aalangan akong i-brodcast ang blog na to dahil parang mejo bastos. Alam nyo naman na karamihan ng blog ko ay wholesome at intellectually stimulating (see my Multi-tasking blog for a reference). But due to an insistent demand sa isang tagasubaybay:

“it not rated naman eh. It’s a scientific breakthrough. It was discovered by dr. miko legaspi of the Institute of Herbal Medicine on Orgasmic Research…”
-------------Z, Message from Multiply Contact

Kaya sa ikakaginhawa ng lahat, eto na ang findings ko.

November 2006: Problem Inflamed
The subject (miko) is regularly taking his daily dose of caffeinated substance (kape). Due to the inflammatory effects (mas matagal mawala ang mga pimples), termination of inducing the said substance is imperative. Switching to alternative substance will commence on the next experimentation.

December 2006: Solution and Discoveries
After elapsed time of 72 hours upon commencement of inducing the alternative substance (tsaa) where caffeine is greatly reduced (4:10 ang ratio ng caffeine sa tsaa at kape), there are noticeable effects. As per observation, the trajectory of released spermatozoa (mga hopeful na baby mikos) is much higher with an estimated 8 to 10 inches flight/height increase (ung tilamsik, mas malayo ang nararating) as compared to previous experiences of the subject. This will prompt for further experimentation and comparative analysis.

January 2007: Quest for Truth
Research on related materials commenced. It was found out that the alternative substance (green tea) is rich in catechin polyphenols, particularly epigallocatechin gallate (EGCG). (hindi ko alam kung ano ung mga yun, o kung ano ang relation nila sa tea at powerful orgasms. Hehehe, ang sarap lang isulat dito sa blog ko). After gathering enough background information, the environment for comparative analysis was set.
     1. Same time of day/night (bago maligo at bago matulog)
     2. Same location (sa banyo o sa bakanteng kwarto)
     3. Same porn materials (magazine o dvd movie)
     4. Same inspirational special someone (hehehe)

The only controllable factors is substance intake where for the 1st 2 weeks coffee will be induced daily and green tea for the next half month.

February 2007: Knowledge Gained


The result is very convincing. After one month of experimentation, the test subject clearly shows development in shooting capacity. (hahaha, hindi ibig sabihin na mahina akong bumuga dati, mas malakas lang ngaun. Hahaha). For further investatigation, this study will be distributed to other affiliated experimenters (kaya try nyo na, hehehe, para masigurado nga natin kung effective).

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Yan guys, sana me napala kayo.
Now, you have the Knowledge,
Use the Power!!!
Just don’t forget,
“With Power, comes Responsibility”