Monday, December 4, 2006

The Most Insensitive Man in The World

Ako na yata talaga ang pinaka-insensitive na tao sa buong mundo...

CASE 1
friend1: hey...
friend1: remember my ex girlfriend..
.
miko: huh? wat about her?
friend1: hmm...
friend1: nagpunta sya d2 kagabi
friend1: and kinausap si KUYA MAC (ung kasama ko d2)

miko: okies
friend1: sabi sa kanya.... magingat daw ako palagi...
friend1: frat member ung ex ko... haha.. pinagbabantaan na aq
friend1: hehhehe

miko: nye
friend1: kya.... wala lng....
friend1: hahah
friend1: malay mo ipatira nya aq sa co-member nya eh di patay...

miko: well, life is short talaga, hahaha
miko: dalawin mo ko pag namatay ka ha.
miko: :)

friend1: nyeh....
friend1: aos ang comment ha...
friend1: anyway... thanx

miko: sorry, i don't take threats seriously. i received a lot of that. and i don't care about dying. i might welcome death as i would welcome life.
friend1: okie.. wer different... so thanx for dat
miko: :)
miko: maraming beses na me akong muntikan mamatay, o patayin.
miko: nakakasawa na nga rin minsan, lagi na lang close call.
miko: hindi naman natutuloy.
miko: pag namatay ba ako, gusto mo dalawin kita?
miko: :)

friend1: /:)
friend1: sorry pero hnd ko na a-appreciate ung mga msg mo
friend1: :-<
friend1: ur so mean u know...
friend1: ur so so mean
friend1: hmmmpppp


-------------Chatting with a Friend

CASE 2
Masakit ang tyan ng friend ko while we are having conversations on the phone.  Sinabi nya na wag ko daw syang masyadong patawanin.  So i just gave him advice.
"Uminom ka ng antacid.  Then punta ka sa room mo and lock the door.  Lie down face flat on your bed, stuck out ur ass, at umutot ka ng umutot.  kabag lang yan."
My friend was laughing hard on the other line.  It doesn't seem as funny here but back then, i knew he was trying hard to stop himself from laughing.  Then I add:
"And one more thing, use ur cellphone to record a video of it, hehehe.  I wanna see it.  hahahaa".
We both laughing at that time, close to tears...
Then later that night, he was sent to the hospital.  Mild ulcer or something.
When i found out, i just texted him saying:
"Di pala kaya ng pagtuwad =)"
He told me a day later na nagtampo daw sya sa text ko.  He expected I care more than that.
-------------Conversations with a friend

CASE 3
And as usual, the last is not the least.  Just last saturday, i did the unthinkable.  I brought my 17 yo date in a ktv bar with my friends, got drunk, flirt with a newcomer, and KISS that person beside my date!!!

I'm not writing this because i'm proud.

I'm writing this because i'm really sorry...

this is a public apology to all those people whose life unfortunately crossed with mine.  lalo na sau Bunso... im sorry...
 

23 comments:

XXXX YYYY said...

=I

Rynnel Tolosa said...

:(

XXXX YYYY said...

kabilib yung ginawa mo.... i commend u for doin this.... galing!

henry de loyola said...

oist, 'wag masyadong dibdibin.
laughters and tears - both can cure boredom and monotony

Cicero Lubaton said...

eis, don't think of that... di ikaw ang pinaka-insensitive person... kung ako yung nasa case 1 di ako magtatampo nun... case 2... di din gaano... o hindi nga... in the first place ikaw nga yung parang nagbigay ng parang "cure", di ka din naman doctor,, so wag mong sisihin ang sarili mo for that... case 3... ahhh eto yung foul sa tatlo.. pero, lahat ng bagay nagagawa natin unconsciously,, pero di dapat reason yun... tapos... minsan di naman sa insensitive tayo... may mga tao kasi na super sensitive... and insensitivity eh di lang nakadepende sa isa... ok... kaya don't put yourself down... *smile*

Miko Legaspi said...

thanks. =) i appreciate it.

Miko Legaspi said...

agree.
"The deeper the sorrow carves into your being,
the more joy you can contain"

-------------Kalil Gibran, The Prophet

Miko Legaspi said...

=) =) =)
bati na kami. hehehe.

and maximum of three beers na lang daw ako, hahaha. =)

XXXX YYYY said...

glad 2 hear na bati na kau..pero kng ako yung friend mo d ako mkikipagbati sau..joke ;>

Miko Legaspi said...

hahaha. but disagreements, misunderstandings and other things like that sometimes strengthen the relationship.

meron me isang friend.
ginawa na yata naming libangan ang mag-away.
one time, dalawang buwan kaming hindi nagkibuan dahil lang sa saging.
but you know what?
he is my best bud!
if we didn't forgive each other back then...
marami kaming pinagsamahan na masasayang
at maraming plano na panghihinayangan.

=)

XXXX YYYY said...

para ka namang guidance counselor ko hehe..sa bagay totoo yun mga sinabi mo..pero d ko yata kaya yun 2mos na wlang kibuan..buti naman at napag-isipan nyo to 4giv each other

Miko Legaspi said...

well, that's one of the purpose ng ibang kabarkada, pagbatiin ung nag-aaway, which in that case, ung ex-gf ko ang gumawa ng paraan. =)

XXXX YYYY said...

ang bait naman ng gf mo..

XXXX YYYY said...

i mean ur ex..sayang naman at hiwalay na kayo

Miko Legaspi said...

well, no regrets. we separated in good terms. we're still close, and see have a chat from time to time.

btw, bkit po kaya hindi me makapagdikit ng pics d2 sa multiply? meron pa naman me gustong ilagay na pics sa blog ko na to. =(

-Carlos Javier - said...

Ohhh... Case number 2 can happen to anyone. Heheh. Don't sweat it too much Mik. Sa Case number 1 naman... well, a small dose of empathy siguro would have helped...

As for Case number 3...

Heheh...

Miko Legaspi said...

i know i know, hehehe. =P ok na po. no worries na, i believe i learned my lesson. =P

-Carlos Javier - said...

Oh... of course you have Mik...

Heheh. Nah.. I'm sure you've apologized na rin. You have, haven't you??

Miko Legaspi said...

hehehe, of course. we're back on track.

-Carlos Javier - said...

Ah so desu, Miko-san... Ie desu yo!

XXXX YYYY said...

haha cheers!

'BillyBoi' ' said...

wow Miko! hmm... u were not insensitve @ all, u were just you, i guess. But to set the record u were not insenstve when we met:)

Miko Legaspi said...

hehehe, talaga? im glad to hear that.